Thursday, August 07, 2008

HRC Humor

Sometimes the only thing to do with assholes is to mock the bastards and hope they get embarrassed and stop . Since I am not a Canadian, that is the only thing I can do to help, hence the following.

How can you identify an Canadian comedian? He is the one in a black and white striped shirt.

What do you call a person charged before a Canadian Human Rights Tribunal? Guilty.

Why did so many Poles move to Canada? They thought the Human Rights Commission would protect them.

Why are HRC members convinced Canada is an institutionally racist, sexist, homophobic etc. country? Look at how many Canadians are still laughing.

What do you call a member of a Canadian Human Rights Commission? Comrade Commissioner.

How can you tell a Canadian Journalist is telling the Truth? He has been hauled before the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal.

What is the proper style when addressing Richard Warman? Gauleiter.

How can you identify a member of Anti Racist Action? Their brown shirts.

How many Canadian Human Rights Commissioners does it take to Screw in a light bulb? Ive you vink vat is vunny you are comink with us!

How can you identify a Canadian evangelical minister? His lips aren’t moving.

Why did Canada form the HRC’s independent of the court system? Because
there are some things even most lawyers just won’t do,

Why would Richard Warman have been spared by the SS in the death camps? Professional curtsy.

What is the only food eaten by complainants to the Canadian Human Rights Commission? Chicken!

Why did a Canadian Chicken cross the boarder? It wanted to crow.

What do you call a bus full of HRC members going off a cliff? A good start.

What do you call the empty seats? A damn shame.

How can you tell that all other evidence to the contrary Richard Warman and his PC police friends actually do have a sense of humor? Look at what they named the Human Rights Commissions.

1 comment:

Guy Macher said...

Ha ha ha!

Great work. I have awarded Warman and Alberta's HRC Head Commissar my Jack Boot Award.

They haven't accepted yet.

Don't come to Canada but keep writing.